What Your Zodiac Says About Your Legal Research

Ever wonder why some law students come by legal research so naturally while others get stuck chasing case law rabbit holes for hours? It might not be your skills, it could be your zodiac sign!

In honor of spring (and finals season), the Blackacre Times is here with a little lighthearted guidance: your Legal Research Horoscope. Whether you’re a methodical Virgo, an adventurous Sagittarius, or a social Gemini, your research habits say a lot about you.

Let’s see what the stars—and the stacks—have to say:

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Bold and quick, you dive into research headfirst. Aries students love action, but slow down before settling on the first case that pops up. Use advanced filters in Westlaw and Lexis to make sure your search results actually fit the issue, not just your first instinct.

♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Steady and reliable, Taurus researchers value structure. You’re probably a fan of annotated codes and headnotes, and you appreciate well-organized secondary sources. Just don’t get too comfortable—legal research evolves fast. Keep an eye out for pocket parts, updates, and amended statutes!

♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Curious and versatile, Geminis love variety, but that can lead to “open tab overload.” Before you end up with 42 cases and no conclusions, write down your research question and check your jurisdiction before starting. Your future self will thank you.

♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You research with heart. Cancers are intuitive and empathetic, and that makes you great at connecting real-world problems with legal theory. Just make sure your sources have the same strength: check KeyCite or Shepard’s to confirm that your cases are still good law.

♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Leos are natural leaders and love to present strong, confident arguments. But even the best arguments need support! Make sure you back up your flair with sound case law and some rock-solid holdings in your favor. Judges (and professors) aren’t swayed by style alone.

♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Detail-oriented and precise, Virgos are legal research’s unsung heroes. You love a perfectly formatted Bluebook citation and an organized outline. Just don’t spend so long perfecting the small details that you miss the big picture; synthesis matters just as much as citations.

♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Always seeking balance, Libras are excellent at weighing sources and arguments. You shine when comparing cases across jurisdictions or exploring split authority. Just watch out for “analysis paralysis,” at some point, you have to pick a side and close the tabs.

♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpios are relentless researchers. Once you lock onto a question, you’ll follow it into the most obscure corners of legislative history. But remember: even the best research needs to be communicated clearly. Don’t bury your argument under too much supporting evidence.

♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

The explorer of the zodiac, Sagittarius researchers love expanding into new databases and tools. Your curiosity is a strength, but don’t forget to check your foundational sources before getting too adventurous. Make sure you know the rules before you break them.

♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Disciplined and strategic, Capricorns are excellent planners. You probably already have your research mapped out—but don’t be afraid to adapt when cases surprise you. The law isn’t static, and flexibility can turn a good argument into a great one.

♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Independent and innovative, Aquarians are early adopters of new research tech. AI-assisted tools like Lexis+ AI and Westlaw Precision are right up your alley, but remember: even cutting-edge tools require critical thinking. Trust, but verify!

♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Creative and empathetic, Pisces researchers are great at framing legal arguments in human terms. But research isn’t just about heart, so make sure to track your sources and save your searches to avoid floating off into research space without a lifeline.